The Painted Lady


12:00 PM12:00

Hamtramck Bars Poker Run

Starting at Polish Sea League at noon, buy a 2018 Hamtramck Bars Poker Run shirt for $10 and your first drink to get the first card of your 5-card poker hand.  Move on to each of the other participating bars (maps will be provided) in no particular order, purchase a drink at each, and build your best poker hand!  Hoyle Rules Apply.  No Cheating.  End at The Painted Lady at 5 p.m. to show your hand and WIN PRIZES.  


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4:00 PM16:00

Boboville Presents: TACO TUESDAY

$2 each or 3 for $5!  

Every Tuesday, Blair bartends and serves up his amazing rotating selection of handmade tacos! There are always vegan and/or gluten-free options! 

Don't forget to try the homemade sauces.

Today's Menu:

Gringo Ground Beef
Chipotle Chicken
Sweet'n'Sour Tofu

Get here early! They sell out fast!!!




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to Feb 17

Luxotica Lounge Cabaret Valentine's Special!

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Doors 9pm
Show 10pm
Advance Tickets: $10
Day of Show: $15

Celebrate Valentine's with a trip to the tropics and enjoy a sizzling show filled with showgirls and juicy derring-do that will transport you to a warmer clime, perfect for heartthrobs, or those looking for love on a winter's night.

Luxotica Lounge Cabaret is a lush burlesque show featuring stunning striptease talent, with a twist. Enjoy a little circus and a lot of seduction, set to exotic original tunes performed live, that turns classic cabaret on it's head. Featuring the internationally touring Whirlwind with the Crimson Grin,Vivacious Miss Audacious, bump and grind bombshell Gurl Haggard of the Rocket Doll Revue and special guests! The swinging 4-piece band is headed by knife juggling, saxophone wunderkind, Dr. Rocktagon.

As vibrant as your favorite technicolor tiki cocktail, Luxotica treats you to an evening of gals, games and high energy hip swinging replete with tassel twirling, hoop dance, sideshow, acrobatics and just enough audience participation to get you hooked.


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to Feb 14

Paczki Day at The Painted Lady

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Open at 7 a.m. for your early drinking needs and staying open all the way until the wee hours of Valentine's Day! First 20 people in the door get a free local record!

Jezy! Paczki! Beer! Peirogi! Tacos! Bourbon!

Pietrzyk Pierogi will be serving food from noon until 4 pm. Then Blair brings his Boboville pop-up to serve amazing Vegan, Pork, and Chicken Tacos with Homemade Salsas until they're sold out!!

4 for $9

Zywiec Beer Cheese and Potatoes. 

Jalapeno Peppers, Cheddar and Cream Cheese. 

Potatoes, Cheddar Cheese, Leeks, and Bacon. 

Spicy Roasted Brussel Sprouts, Sweet Potatoes, and Almonds. 


Cucumber and Onions in a Creamy Dill Sauce.

Raspberry, Strawberry, Custard, Jalapeno Strawberry.

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8:00 PM20:00

Burns Night Celebration

4th Annual Burns Night/Dave's Bday!

The Balvenie and Glenfiddich Tasting starts promptly at 8 p.m. Limited seating! Must get here early for a spot! 

This year will be hosted at The Painted Lady for our annual night of poems, whisky, haggis, maybe a bit o' Scotch music and Bday celebration.

Burns' Night is traditionally a night in honor of Scottish poet Robert Burns with a haggis centered meal, lots of whisky drinking and his poetry...but we add our own twist. 

Here’s the rules - bring a ‘poem’ of some kind. Doesn’t have to be actual poetry: it can be your favorite speech, some erotic slash fanfic you found on the internet, the nutritional info on the back of a chip packet, or whatever else you like that has some approximation of words. Then read it to the crowd. The best reading will receive the coveted "Burns' Night 2018" trophy. And if you don’t want to read, just come and eat and drink with us.

This year, there will actually be good whisky, thanks to the people at the Painted Lady, who’ve put together a rather spiffing whisky tasting for us too!

And if you don’t know the birthday boy, but you do know the Painted Lady, feel free to join us too!


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